I was lucky enough to receive a Liebster Award nomination from the esteemed blog 1001-Up! Another nomination means another 11 questions need to be answered!
1. Describe yourself in five words.
A: This is a tough one, but I’ll give it a try:
2.What would you rather be and why: a zombie, a werewolf or a vampire?
A: That’s easy. Vampire. From what I gathered, it’s the easiest monster job available.
3.If your house was on fire and you had to evacuate immediately, what one thing would you grab on your way out?
A: I’m going to say my guitar, but I’m probably lying. Realistically, I would probably just grab my PS3.
4.What’s the one piece of advice you wish someone had told you when you were growing up?
A: Invest in Google.
5. If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
A: Am I also immune to pain? If so, I’m going freerunning.
6.What’s worse: realising that there’s no ice-cream left, or finding that you have to eat only ice-cream for the rest of your life?
A: I don’t want to live in this world, but definitely having to eat nothing but ice cream for the rest of my life is worse.
7. If you were suddenly turned into the opposite sex, what would you do?
A: The helicopter.
8. A question from P-Diddy and W1ngman (take a look at their facts): what’s scarier, waking up and finding a squid or a crab in your bed?
A: I’m going with W1ngman on this one. Crabs are way creepier and they have giant claws. Even mudcrabs scare me.
9. Tell us a joke (nothing too rude now!).
A: Here’s a cheesy one:
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”
10. If there was a holiday in your honour, what would it celebrate?
A: Elder Scrolls (which is simultaneously the geekiest and least geeky franchise in existence.)
11. How now brown cow?
A: Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we’ll be together whatever the weather, whether we like it or not!
Thanks again to the team at 1001-Up for the nomination (and the awesome questions)!